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Avtor: mosqito,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Sob Dec 03, 2022 11:47 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
Avtor: Istra321, Kraj: SlovenskaIstra PrispevekObjavljeno: Ned Dec 04, 2022 5:31 pm    Naslov sporočila:  Test
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Avtor: mosqito,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Tor Dec 13, 2022 5:12 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Ko zategneš vse vijake, preveriš moment, pa zagledaš tesnilo na mizi poleg glave motorja....
Avtor: mosqito,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Tor Dec 13, 2022 10:18 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Otroški menu
Avtor: mosqito,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Sob Dec 17, 2022 6:58 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Nova epizoda v seriji....
Avtor: frenki, Kraj: Ljubljana (JN76GB) PrispevekObjavljeno: Pon Dec 19, 2022 7:20 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Think
Avtor: Convert, Kraj: NM PrispevekObjavljeno: Pon Dec 19, 2022 7:25 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Kako Roberta Goloba prepričaš da zamenja žarnico?

Rečeš mu da jo je privil Janša.
Avtor: frenki, Kraj: Ljubljana (JN76GB) PrispevekObjavljeno: Sob Dec 24, 2022 7:08 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Kako pravilno povezat stikalo ... d'oh!
Avtor: Silvo, Kraj: Koroška-okolica Dravograda PrispevekObjavljeno: Sob Dec 24, 2022 7:20 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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frenki je napisal/a:
Think


Tole je dobra pogruntavščina.
Po elektronsko bi rekli monostabil.
Koliko vidim gre za smeromenjalni vklop. Zamenjajo se dve fazi. Če bi oba stikala vključili bi počilo. V vklopljenem stanju enega stikala ročice ni možno premakniti dokler ga ne izklopiš. Vedno je možno vključiti le eno stikalo.

PS
Obstajajo celo namesnke mehanske zapore.
Avtor: jozkoc, Kraj: Ljubljana PrispevekObjavljeno: Ned Dec 25, 2022 12:46 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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frenki je napisal/a:
Kako pravilno povezat stikalo ... d'oh!


Pravilno povezano preko KRATKOVODA. Applause
Avtor: Proteus,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Pon Dec 26, 2022 3:16 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Tipična poslanka EU parlamenta ...
Avtor: mosqito,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Tor Dec 27, 2022 2:37 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Danes je pa malo zahladilo.
Avtor: Proteus,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre Dec 28, 2022 3:16 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Zdaj živimo v svetu, v katerem zdravniki uničujejo zdravje, odvetniki pravico, univerze znanje, banke bogastvo, mediji resnico, vlade pa naše svoboščine...
Avtor: twom, Kraj: Ljubljana PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre Dec 28, 2022 7:10 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Proteus je napisal/a:
Zdaj živimo v svetu, v katerem zdravniki uničujejo zdravje, odvetniki pravico, univerze znanje, banke bogastvo, mediji resnico, vlade pa naše svoboščine...
Dobra...
Avtor: nejckovka,  PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre Dec 28, 2022 10:56 pm    Naslov sporočila:  
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Dobra, a ne vidim šale, le realnost...
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