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Pridružen-a: Čet 31 Jul 2003 17:37
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Čet Apr 28, 2005 9:33 pm    Naslov sporočila:  slab primer hackanja Odgovori s citatom

no eno besedilo v angleščini tisti ki zna vsaj malo angleško in se ukvarja z računalništvom se bo zelo nasmejal

For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> [slovenščina je zame španska vas] you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.


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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.


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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that [slovenščina je zame španska vas] off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your [slovenščina je zame španska vas] wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall



He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.


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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look



In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?


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<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone



Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.


QUOTE
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too



Drive EConfused Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


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<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.


QUOTE
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent



Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?


QUOTE
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Čet Apr 28, 2005 11:14 pm    Naslov sporočila:   Odgovori s citatom

Hudo. Človek bi mislil, da ima 8 let.
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Pet Apr 29, 2005 9:55 pm    Naslov sporočila:   Odgovori s citatom

LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre Maj 18, 2005 9:30 pm    Naslov sporočila:   Odgovori s citatom

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PrispevekObjavljeno: Pon Maj 23, 2005 3:38 pm    Naslov sporočila:   Odgovori s citatom

ta tip pa res nima kaj za počet > kratek filmček (zvok obvezen)

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

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se še spomnite filma Titanic v kinu? bolj slabo? Tu je za osvežitev spomina Very Happy
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ko se psu utrga:




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PrispevekObjavljeno: Pon Maj 23, 2005 4:16 pm    Naslov sporočila:   Odgovori s citatom

če se hočete res nasmejat, potem poglejte to:
http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/

evo par primerov:





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Neee!!! tega delat Razz


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tako bi pa jaz imel:


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PrispevekObjavljeno: Sre Maj 25, 2005 1:24 pm    Naslov sporočila:  Ste se kdaj vprašali? Odgovori s citatom

- zakaj sonce posvetli naše lase, a potemni našo kožo?

- zakaj si ženske ne morejo namazati trepalnic z maskaro in pri tem imeti usta zaprta?

- zakaj nikoli ne zasledimo naslova v časopisu: »Vedeževalec zadel na lotu«?

- zakaj je >okrajšava< dolga beseda?

- zakaj zdravniki rečejo svojemu poklicu oz. delu, ki ga opravljajo, »praksa«?

- zakaj moraš klikniti na gumb >START<, če želiš ugasniti računalnik?

- zakaj je limonada narejena iz umetnih arom, medtem ko pomivalna sredstva vsebujejo prave limone?

- zakaj se reče človeku, ki investira tvoj denar (na borzi), >broker< (ang. to broke = zlomiti, pokvariti)?

- zakaj ni Noe ubil tistih dveh komarjev?

- zakaj sterilizirajo injekcijske igle, namenjene smrtonosnim injekcijam v zaporih?

- zakaj ne naredijo celega letala iz enakega materiala kot je črna skrinjica?

- zakaj se ovca ne skrči, ko dežuje?

- zakaj jim pravijo apartmaji (ang. to be appart = biti narazen), če se v bistvu držijo skupaj?

- če je CON ravno nasprotno od PRO, ali je potem Congress nasprotno od progress (napredek)?

- zakaj pravijo letališču terminal (končen), če naj bi bilo potovanje z avioni varno?
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Ko sem bil jaz na kosovu´82 ... nismo TAKOLE uživali ... Laughing Laughing
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PrispevekObjavljeno: Čet Maj 26, 2005 10:09 am    Naslov sporočila:  Ali še kdo dvomi da se delajo norca iz nas??!!! Odgovori s citatom

Definitivno ne grem na dopust na hrvaško!!!


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PrispevekObjavljeno: Čet Maj 26, 2005 2:56 pm    Naslov sporočila:   Odgovori s citatom

1. Čovjek se rodi umoran i živi da bi se odmar'o
2. Ljubi krevet svoj ka' sebe samoga
3. Odmaraj se danju, da noću možeš spavat'
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5. Ako vidiš nekog' đe se odmara - pomozi mu
6. Radi manje no što možeš, a ono što možeš prebaci na drugoga
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8. Rad donosi bolest - ne umri mlad
9. Kad slučajno zaželiš radit', sjedi, pričekaj, viđećeš, proćiće te
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Rolling Eyes Tole zgoraj je odlomek iz Črnogorske Ustave !


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Rolling Eyes Tole zgoraj je odlomek iz Črnogorske Ustave !

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